I'm not perfect

I 'm not perfect. I have a big mouth, I say shit I should not say. I am to honest and my expectations for people are a little to high.

But here's the thing, there is really not anything that I would not do for someone if asked. I go out of my way to make people happy and to make people like me (also a fault I suppose) I ask very little in return. I ask for honesty no matter what the situation is. If you don't like me that's cool, just say so. If you don't want to be friends with me, cool. Just say so. If my kids totally loves to hang with your kids but you can't stand me. Fine, we don't have to hang, drop your kids off and let the kids play we don't have to sit out back and have cocktails while they play.

There is nothing more heartbreaking to me than to think I am friends with someone than to find out all along it was one sided.

Nothing worse than being good friends (or so thought) with someone for years and to find out that you were not.

Rule of thumb, if someone talks bad about other people to you they probably have no problem talking bad about you to other people also.

2 totally different issues going on, just having a bad week in the friend, or lack there of, arena of my life.

And because I have totally lost all anonymity of my blog I am sure this will give folks yet another reason to decide why I am not cool enough to hang with the cool kids. Funny, you think all of these issues and feelings, pains die in High School but a last they do not.

My own fault for not being able to shake it off. Just not as fabulous as others are I guess.

OK Boitches

I have been MIA for a few reasons. First, I have been working my tail off building a new business and it has pretty much sucked the life out of me.

Second, my blog has lost the anonymity that made it so much fun to write to start with. Part of the reason I started writing was because I needed a place I could unload and say what I wish I could say to people's faces but can't due to basic human courtesy. It's no fun to write about the shit my kids do or the people in my community who annoy the f out of me when I have to see them the next day in carpool or some other social function.


I am going to need to make a decision about this little space and decided if I am going to close up shop here and go hide someplace else or just close up shop all together.

If I close up shop and move somewhere else I will not announce it here, my guess is a few of my savvy followers will find me rather quickly because they will have a new follower with a vulgar name :-)

My blog Facebook page remains a place I can post things I can't say on my personal page because it is no longer personal now that I am friends with my mom, mother in law, business associates and 100 relatives of my husbands who I would not know if I ran into them on the street. 

Sounds like mama has some thinking to do~
Peace out Boitches

Dinosaurs on the Move

I was recently sent the book Dinosaurs on the Move through the Left to Write Book Club to check out. My boys are want into dinos so they were psyched to check it out. The pictures in the book are really beautiful, they have pictures that are in color and ones that the kids can color in. My boys were a little slow to warm up to the activity because of all the cutting. Once I did one with them, they spent the whole afternoon cutting the dinosaurs out and putting them together with the brads. They then decided to have a dinosaur zoo and made a whole scene with the dinosaurs and the name plates. I really loved that these figures inspired creativity and cooperation between my kids (ages 5 and 7). The figures were pretty easy to put together. I liked that ABC's on the back, it made it easier for my 5 year old who does not read to get his dino together. I bought small brads, I wished I had bigger ones so I could have just hole punched the dinos and they could have put the whole thing together themselves.  I must admit, I was just as happy to color, cut and assemble as my kids were. There was something very therapeutic about coloring in the pictures. Guess we really are never to old to color! My 2 year old sat with us and colored also so it ended up being a fun activity for all of us.  I am excited to hear how other book club members liked the other book in the series so I can decide if I am going to get the other one. My boys now have all the dinosaurs in a folder and do take them out and play with them. They have held up pretty well considering they are paper. I don't usually buy books like this because I feel like I end up throwing the stuff away. These kind of reminded me of the paper dolls that I had when I was little. They are something that you can end up playing with over and over again. 

Poop (don't read unless your ready to know more then you want to)

I blame this on my kids, all the months they spent laying on all of my internal business has come back to haunt me. Well, them and the fact that I turn 40 in a few months. Tomorrow I go for my first colonoscopy. Katie friggin Couric made it look so damn easy when she put on a damn smile and let the doc scope around like it was a day at the beach. So tonight as I am writing from my remote office (with the window open) The directions for this procedure....fast for 24 hours except for clear liquids (and white wine does not count, I asked) and then drink 2 liters of butt poison at 6 and 9 PM so you spend the entire night praying the potty does not back up. All, I know is that the drugs tomorrow better be good, the results even better and the wine waiting when I get home.

Spam

My spam box is so full or promise and miracles I had to share them with you. According to June Chatman, she can make my manhood "a major one" which is awesome because last time I checked, I had no manhood.



Once my manhood is major, Marie Erwin is going to help me "be like a stud with her" and then Debra Bowles is going to teach me how to try some "durable love acts".  Now that my manhood is a major durable love actin stud, I am going to have to get "an elixir of hot nights" from Ana Benitez so that I can "make my willie stiffy", which according to Denise Aldrich, I need also.

 If I ever start to get "down", Ethel Paige has the "best cures for male dysfunction". With all of this up and down, elixir, stiff willy stud love actin, I am going to need to find a way to relax at night. Luckily I am able to find a wide variety of Percocet, Vicodin and Ritilan suppliers like nonope and suppo. Wonder what kind of man I would be if I was able to be all of the things these ladies promise me.........

perhaps

or

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