Wednesday, February 24, 2010

You people never disappoint me...What I meant to say Wednesday



As of noon Tuesday  I had nothing for this post. 1 full week of nobody pissin me off. Too good to be true? Yep, today some fool jumped out of the shallow end of the gene pool and decided to try and swim with me.

Costco 12:30 PM, I am strollin out happy as I can be with my sushi lunch and my hubbies $40 gold plated razors when some MeMaw comes tearing around the corner and almost takes me and all my sunshine and butterflies out with her $2 mini van ( I can rip on vans, I drive one so back off)

I shoot her a look, she gives me an Oops, I'm as old as Methuselah so I can drive like an asshole look.

As I am loading myself and goodies into the van the biatch honks at me to hurry up. Now she wants my spot really are you kidding me...how closely related to each other are your parents?

What I meant to say (do) was walk up to her window bang on it and tell her my father is the founding member of M16 and she better back off before I call my brothers who get out on parole next week to come open some woop ass on her inpatient can't drive sorry self. Then I would have done something really scary to her like make some crazy fake gang sign.

Really, she was lucky I had to haul my butt out of Costco anyway to go pick baby girl up from school otherwise I would have sat my happy self in my car for a few minutes hung out until she gave up and found a new spot.

OK people can we make it next week with out putting me out. My guess is no so I will be back again playin this same old song next week.

BIG NEWS! I am going to extend my giveaway and re post the details tomorrow (because I am too sleepy to do it now) so stay tuned!!

18 comments:

Rebecca said...

OMG...I would have freaked out and picked my daughter up late from school. I hate how people feel the need to wait for your spot...we other other things to do...sniff diapers, hand out sippy cups, hand out snacks, break up fights, check email on our smartphones, pick up snacks from floor, give thrown sippy cups back to future shot put champions of the world. Does she think you have nothing else to do? Ugh...

Stepping On Cheerios said...

I hate to feel rushed when getting the kids in their carseats. Make em wait!

GregoryJ said...

I'm with you. Make her wait.
If the horn blows, the driver does, too.

Shell said...

I always give people dirty looks who wait for me to get out of my spot. I'm loading up whatever we bought, plus usually a stroller, and getting 3 kids into car seats. Wait if you must, but you're an idiot if you think I will rush for you- or even that it's possible for me to rush!

Rebekah said...

Oh no she didn't! I would have loaded my stuff into the car, smiled at her, shrugged and headed right back into the store.

Ellemes said...

I always feel guilted into hurrying when people are waiting for my spot. But if people honk to hurry along my hubs he will sit in the car and not back out until they give up and move on.

I need his balls...that didn't come our right...well, you know what I mean ;)

Kimberly said...

I had a couple of young girls lay on their horn and gave me the finger because they wanted my spot at Nordstroms.

I took even longer. They were the ones holding up traffic because they wanted the spot.

I am your newest follower.

Oka said...

You know what would of been really funny (I've done it a few times)...I have told them I am waiting for someone in the store so it will be awhile. Then as soon as they move on, I pull right out of that spot. Oh the looks I have gotten. HEHE

Confessions From A Working Mom said...

LOLOL! I almost always get attacked by old drivers. It's as if I have a sign on my front bumper that says, "Please, cut me off"!

~Elizabeth
Confessions From A Working Mom

Cara Mamma said...

I am impressed you contained yourself--not sure I could have done the same!

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one that says "old as Methuselah".

The Mommyologist said...

Mini-van mamas are the worst!

Danifred said...

I really need to get out more so that I can start collecting these moments again. Currently, it's only people at work who are pissing me off on a daily basis.

Busymom3 said...

This is why I hate to leave the house, people make me crazy, like my mafia ancestors are just dying to get out of my gene pool and go nuts on somebody!!!

Brittney said...

LMAO!!! you just made me laugh so hard.. im so picturing you at the window throwing up gang signs LMAO!! BAHAHA!

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Thanks for coming over to play with me today!

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Kmama said...

LOL!! I wish you would have sat in the spot for awhile. ;-)