Saturday, February 27, 2010

Riding shotgun with crazy

A scary look into the mind of a mom left alone in the car for 30 minutes on her way to pick up the dynamic duo from school. 




I need a Starbucks, no time 


OOO is that Taylor Dayne
Love will lead you back to my heart...someday I know that love will lead you back to my heart


Wow that is a big pimple
it hurts....maybe it's not a pimple, must Google it
If I Google it, it'll be cancer....don't Google it 




Silence




Hey the gas pedal is the one on the right...arsehalt...


Birthday Sex Birthday Sex ....girl you know IIIII girl you know III....
wonder if I have to do it tonight...don't have time to shower tomorrow
I really need XM 



light is blinking...ignore it...you promised Oprah no Blackberry and driving....come on red light come on red light Yes! OK check it quick.....put it down put it down ....


what the hell does that plate mean...f'in hate that...what's the point if no one understands WTF it means......


I love that house I need my hair cut


I'll stop the world and melt with you, you've seen the changes and it's getting better all the time...love this song...reminds me of High School....hmmm....maybe I'll come clean about the real reason I didn't go to the reunion....
I need XM.....


I hate driving with my coat on...it's blinking again....come on red light red light red light 
Coat off check BB...I have an addiction....
Almost there...getting ready to be really loud in here....


Carpool line...wow, I don't really remember driving here....


30 min alone in the car....It's a one woman psych ward

And for those of you under 35 here are Taylor Dayne and Modern English 








And for those if you over 35 here is Jeremih who sings Birthday Sex 
 


(images from Google images)

7 comments:

Stepping On Cheerios said...

Hilarious...Were you on my head?

Brittney said...

Lol that was great I loved it!

Rebecca said...

Awesome...I hate that Birthday Sex song though! I love that Oprah popped into your head with her little red light lecture. It happens to many of us!!!

Busymom3 said...

Yeah!!! I am not the only person who has total dialog even when I am by myself!!! lol!! Hysterical..
I left something for you on my blog come by when you get a chance.
http://busymom-adventuresinmommyville.blogspot.com/2010/02/best-blog-award.html

Danifred said...

I don't even know if I could figure out the thoughts that go through my head in the car. I think I'd have to be committed.

Rebekah said...

Too funny! Your car thoughts are a lot nicer than mine - mine are all about how bad other drivers are and could probably get me arrested or at least a long lecture from my mother.

For the Love of Naps - Sarah said...

You crack me up! Thanks for the smile! Don't you find riding in the car a luxury at times. I sometimes am so jealous of my husbands 40 minute commute...he gets to listen to his music, talk on his phone, or silence....ahhhhh...silence!