Monday, March 8, 2010

My girls have let me down

Dear Girlfriends,

I am not sure why you are treating me like this way. I feel like I have always been good to you. I take you with me where ever I go. You have been there for all of the most important events of my life. I have bought you the best designer labels to show you how much I care. I know I have not always been easy on you, forcing you carry drinks for my babies, squeezing you into tight places and banging you around when I run.

I know I have made fun of you, I have complained about you in front of other people, but you have given me few options. I need support. You have let me down, in a big way. I have had to find new ways to get support because your just not able to support me the way I need to be.

It is not easy to find the support I need at my age and with 3 kids. I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. Someone else is going to have to move in. Someone who can fill in where you can't. It is with great sadness that I tell you you are going to need to live in a padded room. You just can't do the job alone anymore.

I would like for you to meet your new roommates

It may get uncomfortable come summer time but until I can take you to the doctor for a little pick me up, you'll have to deal.

With much love,
She who used to be a full C but is now a sad B


Brittney said...

Haha!!! Too funny!

Cara Mamma said...

too funny! I can give you some of mine if you'd like :)

Rebekah said...

Hahahahahaha!!!!! I spent last month's allowance on gel push up bras from Target. Best! Bras! Ever!

Shell said...

LOL OMG Love this. I'd love a little surgical help. They should just go ahead and do that automatically when you are in the hospital after having your third.

Cindy said...

I have heard of this impending doom now that I am a breastfeeding momma. I am so not looking forward to it. I guess it is good to know that I am not alone. :)

Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

TOOOO Funny! Loved it!

Danifred said...

As soon as I get done with this kid business, I'm buying new girlfriends. Seriously.

Ellemes said...


I frankly prefer my gals small...teaching teenage boys will do that to you - some of them will take any peek they can get.