Thursday, March 25, 2010
Baby Girl has decided she wants to use the potty (which I think sucks because it is a huge PIA to take a girl potty) gone are my day's of opening the sliding doors and telling my kids to hang it out the side. Now I have to pull over, find a potty cover it up and hoist her little booty up there. Really she could have stayed in diapers for a lot longer then she has.
There has been a lot of fall out from her desire to potty train but the worst is my boy's now have a new vocabulary word to laugh about....vagina.
It played out like this: I put Baby Girl on the little potty, she pees gets off decides she has to pee more wont use the little potty because it's "durty use mommy's potty" (really she is a Prima Donna) stick her om the big potty....boy 2 walks in "Mommy why is Baby Girl's penis so small" (I have avoided teaching the V word to them and just responed to the penis comments with a frank "She doesn't have a penis" )
But he asked, he finally asked "Well, what does she have?"
"A vagina honey, she has a vagina"
Boy 2 screams "A pugina baaaaaa she has a pugina"
"No sweetie a vagina"
Boy 1 "a maguina, did you say maguina baaaaaa"
"No a VAGINA"
It finally dawns on me that there messin' with me.
They proceed to run up and down the hall screaming a million variations of vagina. I am sure I'm getting a phone call from school tomorrow
Cute huh? Glad you think so, come pick them up at 7, I'll have them all packed up for ya.
Posted by Crazed Mama at 6:43 AM