Thursday, March 25, 2010

New Word

Baby Girl has decided she wants to use the potty (which I think sucks because it is a huge PIA to take a girl potty) gone are my day's of opening the sliding doors and telling my kids to hang it out the side. Now I have to pull over, find a potty cover it up and hoist her little booty up there. Really she could have stayed in diapers for a lot longer then she has. 

There has been a lot of fall out from her desire to potty train but the worst is my boy's now have a new vocabulary word to laugh about....vagina. 

It played out like this: I put Baby Girl on the little potty, she pees gets off decides she has to pee more wont use the little potty because it's "durty use mommy's potty" (really she is a Prima Donna) stick her om the big potty....boy 2 walks in "Mommy why is Baby Girl's penis so small" (I have avoided teaching the V word to them and just responed to the penis comments with a frank "She doesn't have a penis" ) 

But he asked, he finally asked "Well, what does she have?" 
"A vagina honey, she has a vagina" 
Boy 2 screams "A pugina baaaaaa she has a pugina" 
"No sweetie a vagina" 
Boy 1 "a maguina, did you say maguina baaaaaa" 
"No a VAGINA" 

It finally dawns on me that there messin' with me.

They proceed to run up and down the hall screaming a million variations of vagina. I am sure I'm getting a phone call from school tomorrow

Cute huh? Glad you think so, come pick them up at 7, I'll have them all packed up for ya.


Rebecca said...


For the Love of Naps - Sarah said...

Ugh, I dread potty training Henry because I hate public restrooms...I can only imagine the horror of entering one with a girl!

your boys crack me up!

Leiah said...

bahahahahahaha - they said mangina. Now I've got the whole Stepbrothers movie playing in my head.

Tricia said...

My son David upon seeing Emily did not have a penis when she was born informed me "its broken! I didnt do it!" I feel your pain. where can I send the wine to?

Brittney said...

bahahahahahaa!!! tooo funny!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Sweeet! i picked the best day ever to come to your blog! We went through the "girls have vagina, boys have penis" think with our 3 year old a few months ago. I apologized to daycare in advance.

Danifred said...

Okay, friggin' hilarious! I LOVE LOVE LOVE those boys!

kris said...

Sooo funny!

The first time my younger daughter saw a little boy's penis, she was horrified that "something had fallen out of him" and that he was going to turn inside out right in front of her.

It was difficult to stop giggling long enough to offer a reassuring explanation.

Stepping On Cheerios said...

OMG, i needed a laugh and you deleivered it soooooooooooooooooooooooo well:) You grabbed me at the first line...gone are the days, HAHAHAHAH!

Frugal Vicki said...

All I have to say is thanks for the heads up....I think when the question is asked I will stick to "they come in all shapes and sizes". Not much least for awhile, lol