Thursday, May 13, 2010

10 Things I hate about you

You know who you take away the few precious seconds I have to run into the market, you made me lose my prime parking spot and you made me miss the light.

10. You are so busy texting you don't notice the light has changed until 2 seconds before it turns yellow

9. You are trying to reach over into the passenger seat to do Lord knows what and swerve into my lane

8. No matter how much mascara and lipstick you put on, a pig is still a pig, so just drive the car

7. You block the parking lot waiting for some chick to load 80 bags of groceries into her car because your to lazy to walk

6.You don't seem to understand that the lines are to park in between, not on or over.

5.You park so friggin close to me I need liposuction to get into my car

4. You pull up next to your buddy and chat. Blocking the road, carpool or the parking lot

3. Your so busy handing out snacks, yelling at your kids or trying to keep your baby awake so she'll nap at home that you drive like a fool (Oh wait that's me, scratch that one)

2. You take up 8 spots because your car was made in Germany

1. STOP backing into to spots! It takes longer to back into a spot then it would take you to back out. You make me growly all you backerinners.

Please take this time to adjust your driving to accommodate me K!

Thanks Love Ya!


Rebekah @ Mom-In-A-Million said...

OMG!, Number 8 just nearly made me snarf Coke Zero all over my desk!

Katie's Dailies said...

You just described my typical drives I experience on a daily basis to and from my kids' schools!

And I love your made up word, "backerinners"!

Dontcha wish everyone drove like you? Or better yet, that you were the only one driving and everyone else had to wait till Sunday to hit the roads? ; )

Brittney said...

bahahaha those were great!!!

Danifred said...

I love the people who can't decide if they want to stop, put their hazards on or continue slowly rolling through the "no parking" zone.

JRiggles said...

#3 is totally me. Thanks for the laugh!

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

I almost got offended by #3, till I realized that was acceptable. :)

3boyzrenough said...

I just let my kids nap in the car when we have gotten home..
I just park in the shade across the street from my place & nap myself if I did not think ahead to bring something to read.. A friend gave me that tip.. It made driving home a lot last stressful on me, as one of mine does not transfer well..
And a pig is a pig is a pig!! lipstick or not!!

Krista said...

ugh!!!! I am so with you!!! My pet peeve are the people who have to be dropped off in front of the gym...IT'S THE GYM PEOPLE!!!! You can walk from a parking space!!!


Rebecca said... it! I blame them for everything that goes wrong in my life for the rest of the week!!!

Great word BTW...backerinners.

I recently left a note on someone's windshield regarding their inability to park (i.e. realize that anyone else in the world actually exists). That was my first time, but not my was freeing! said...

ok this made me SO laugh and I have one more for you - RIGHT ON RED PEOPLE - RIGHT ON RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Lydia B. said...

This was AWESOME! Yes, yes and even yesser!

Anastasia said...

You couldn't possibly be talking about me. I am a perfect driver. yup. that's right.

I hate people in parking lots. Its like "Oh I pulled into Wal-mart, now I must turn my brain off"

Tina said...

I stumbled on your blog and I have to agree that "backerinners" has been added my verbage mental rolodex. I can't wait to use it in one of my coffee fueled rants. Grazie!

Big Mama Cass said...

LMFAO! This list is perfection! I was rolling with laughter!! I write about this sort of craziness all the time! LOL

Anonymous said...

LOL! I love these! You read my mind. :D