Saturday, May 8, 2010

I will be in the Parenting Hall of Fame

Baby girl is really buggin the fudge outta me to get her clothes for baby dolls. I refuse to spend $10 on a doll outfit at Target, I can get myself clothes at Target for less then that.

Today I devise the perfect plan...a $5 Barbie and 2 outfits still less then 1 doll outfit. Brilliant. I pat myself on the back the whole way home,

Middle boy immediately takes to playing with the Barbie which I am cool with. He goes to take off her swimsuit to put on her dress. I say "leave it on, it can be like her underclothes"

Middle boy's response "Yay and this can cover her big nipples like yours does"

Now I am not feeling so brilliant because I have now bought my boy's their first sex toy. Why why why did I not think this through....2 boy's, doll with huge boobs and correct anatomy.
Barbie is going back. I am spending the damm $10 on doll clothes.

Really this parenting thing requires you to really think about things in a whole different way.....


Rebecca said...

Hysterical! I love it! Too bad they don't even show Barbie's nipples...thank God!

Brittney said...

bahahaha too funny

Shell said...

That is hilarious!

Thanks for your offer to help with Mission Monkey. Be sure to check out Ian's post on Wednesday, since it will have details on what exactly he needs help with.