I will be in the Parenting Hall of Fame

Baby girl is really buggin the fudge outta me to get her clothes for baby dolls. I refuse to spend $10 on a doll outfit at Target, I can get myself clothes at Target for less then that.

Today I devise the perfect plan...a $5 Barbie and 2 outfits still less then 1 doll outfit. Brilliant. I pat myself on the back the whole way home,

Middle boy immediately takes to playing with the Barbie which I am cool with. He goes to take off her swimsuit to put on her dress. I say "leave it on, it can be like her underclothes"

Middle boy's response "Yay and this can cover her big nipples like yours does"


Now I am not feeling so brilliant because I have now bought my boy's their first sex toy. Why why why did I not think this through....2 boy's, doll with huge boobs and correct anatomy.
Barbie is going back. I am spending the damm $10 on doll clothes.

Really this parenting thing requires you to really think about things in a whole different way.....