I left baby girl to her own devices while I went upstairs to do the laundry. It was quiet downstairs......too quiet. When I got down stairs I found that she had attempted to drown one of her dolls in the dog's water bowl and poison her with a box of Arm and Hammer Carpet Care. She claimed she was just "give her bafh".
I discovered that while she was "give her bafh", she also decided to eat the dog food and suck on a wash rag dipped in the dog water carpet cleaner bowl of poison.