Thursday, June 10, 2010

Back on the horse and some tips for a great Summer

Today was the last day of school and I am hoping to get my groove back. Now that I can park my kids in front of the TV and the Wii for hours on end spend my days creating lasting memories while baking and making endless crafts with my children I want to share my tips for Summer fashion with you.

1. If you have to pull it down when you walk, it's too short
2. If it wiggles or has dimples cover it
3. White shoes never look good no matter who made them (I'm talking to you Jimmy Choo)
4. Wax. I know it hurts but the shaving does not do the trick. Do us all a favor and wax
5. Just because the swim suit is black that doesn't mean it makes YOU look skinny


I hope these will get you off to a smooth start. As always, if in doubt, throw it out.

xo

4 comments:

Rebecca said...

1. If you have to pull it down when you walk, it's too short - TOTALLY WITH YOU!!!
2. If it wiggles or has dimples cover it - COME ON...WE ALL HAVE WIGGLES AND DIMPLES...YOU WANT US TO WEAR BURKAS?
3. White shoes never look good no matter who made them (I'm talking to you Jimmy Choo) - AGREED...EXCEPT LITTLE OLD LADIES CAN GET AWAY WITH THEM, RIGHT?
4. Wax. I know it hurts but the shaving does not do the trick. Do us all a favor and wax - SHAVE! WHO HAS TIME TO WAX???
5. Just because the swim suit is black that doesn't mean it makes YOU look skinny - YES IT DOES...YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BELIEVE ANYTHING DIFFERENT.

Do you know why I had to comment like this? It's because I'm too short-minded to remember all of your points...and my retorts. I have issues...gotta go to bed!

Stepping On Cheerios said...

Hahahaha! So funny. I was at the pool last week looking around at all the moms in their 2-piece suits that shouldn't be wearing 2-piece suits.

At least I felt better about the extra 30 pounds I'm carrying, LOL!

DREW'S MOM said...

Ha Ha.. they should have a sign like this posted at every beach!! =)

Danifred said...

I would like to second #5... stupid, stupid delusional people.