Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Poop (don't read unless your ready to know more then you want to)
I blame this on my kids, all the months they spent laying on all of my internal business has come back to haunt me. Well, them and the fact that I turn 40 in a few months. Tomorrow I go for my first colonoscopy. Katie friggin Couric made it look so damn easy when she put on a damn smile and let the doc scope around like it was a day at the beach. So tonight as I am writing from my remote office (with the window open) The directions for this procedure....fast for 24 hours except for clear liquids (and white wine does not count, I asked) and then drink 2 liters of butt poison at 6 and 9 PM so you spend the entire night praying the potty does not back up. All, I know is that the drugs tomorrow better be good, the results even better and the wine waiting when I get home.
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6 comments:
If wine doesn't count, I'll never get one. Good luck...I hear you remember nothing.
Good luck!!!
Can;t see your words clearly with the new background, although it may be my work comp not completely downloading the page, not sure. Love your posts, : )
I had a lady that used to work for me give us many detailed stories about hers. From what I understand after the butt poisen you lose several pounds and years of poo and have a super clean colon so...that's a plus!
I'll be joining you in this unpleasantness in a few years. Good luck!!!
best of luck.. And don't eat anything too heavy!! or you will be back on the pot again.
Reading your post here brought me back to the time when I have been operated too. Actually, the operation itself didn't scared me. What scared me that time was the pre and post-operation procedures. I swear I wouldn't want to go through that experience again.:-) Goodluck to you. You'll be fine.:-)
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